☕ HUMAN.EXE NEEDS COFFEE Shirt • Insert Coffee to Respawn Gamer Tee • Morning Boot Sequence Pixel T-Shirt • Funny 80s 90s Gamer Gift

HUMAN.EXE NEEDS COFFEE – INSERT COFFEE TO RESPAWN

For the gamer who can theory-craft all night but can’t boot the brain without caffeine. This retro pixel tee turns your morning struggle into a “MORNING BOOT SEQUENCE” HUD with wake-up progress, sarcasm protection, and a checklist that starts with coffee and silence.

Front design

Big pixel headline: HUMAN.EXE NEEDS COFFEE

Pixel mug with rising steam + tiny low-battery icon

Subline: INSERT COFFEE TO RESPAWN

Instantly readable in thumbnails and across the room—perfect for offices, co-working spaces, and raid nights.

Back design

Header: MORNING BOOT SEQUENCE

Status lines:

WAKE-UP PROGRESS........... 12%

CAFFEINE IN SYSTEM......... 00%

SOCIAL FILTER.............. OFFLINE

SARCASM PROTECTION......... DISABLED

Subheader: REQUIRED INPUT:

☑ ONE CUP OF COFFEE

☑ FIVE MINUTES SILENCE

☐ TALKING (LOCKED)

Tiny footer Easter egg:

WARNING: DO NOT FEED MEETING INVITES BEFORE INITIAL COFFEE PATCH.

Looks like a game UI, reads like every weekday morning.

Why it feels so good (Bella+Canvas 3001)

100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — soft, smooth, breathable

4.2 oz/yd² lightweight jersey — ideal for everyday wear

Retail/unisex fit that flatters most body types

Side-seamed so it keeps its shape over time

Tear-away label — no itchy neck tag

Perfect smooth surface for crisp neon pixel art on black

Perfect for:
Coffee-powered gamers, devs, designers, night-owls, office gremlins, and anyone who wants their shirt to say “don’t talk to me until my morning boot sequence is complete.”