📴 OFFLINE IS MY SAFE MODE Shirt • Connection Status Offline by Choice Tee • Retro Introvert Gamer T-Shirt • Cozy Solo Quest 80s 90s Gift

OFFLINE IS MY SAFE MODE — CONNECTION STATUS: OFFLINE BY CHOICE

For the gamer whose happy place is airplane mode, comfy clothes, and a backlog of games. This retro pixel tee turns your “do not disturb” mood into a status screen: power button switched off, Wi-Fi cut, and peace & quiet dialed to 100%.

Front design

Big neon text: OFFLINE IS MY SAFE MODE

Power button icon turned “off” with a red X



Back design

Header: CONNECTION STATUS — OFFLINE BY CHOICE

Status lines:

WIFI SIGNAL................ DISCONNECTED

DRAMA BANDWIDTH............ 0 MB/S

PEACE & QUIET.............. 100%

JOY PER MINUTE............. +35

Subheader: CURRENT ACTIVITY:

☑ SOLO QUEST

☑ COMFY CLOTHES

☑ BACKLOG OF GAMES


Tiny Easter egg at bottom:

IF YOU NEED ME, LEAVE A MESSAGE IN THE SAVE FILE.


It’s soft, introvert-friendly humor that celebrates choosing rest and solo fun, not just “ghosting.”


Why it feels so good (Bella+Canvas 3001)

100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — super soft and breathable

4.2 oz/yd² lightweight jersey — perfect for all-day or couch-all-night wear

Retail/unisex fit that flatters most body types

Side-seamed so it holds its shape wash after wash

Tear-away label — no itchy neck tags

Smooth surface that makes the neon art pop on black

Perfect for:
Introvert gamers, offline-mode enthusiasts, anxiety-aware friends, and anyone whose safe mode is “no notifications, just me and my games.”