🔋 Social Battery Critical Shirt • Retro Gamer Front + Back Design • Human.exe Gamer Edition • Introvert Gamer Gift • Neon Arcade Tee

🎮 SOCIAL BATTERY: CRITICAL — HUMAN.EXE NEEDS A RECHARGE

For the gamer who can grind raids all night but needs a full system reboot after small talk. This tee is made for 80s–90s kids who grew up on cartridges, LAN parties, and “one more level” — and now juggle work, family, and a social battery that hits 8% way too fast.

🔋 FRONT DESIGN — INSTANTLY RELATABLE

Bold, neon arcade typography reads:

SOCIAL BATTERY: CRITICAL

Underneath, a retro loading bar sitting in the danger zone with an 8% readout. At the bottom:

SYSTEM: HUMAN.EXE
GAMER EDITION

It’s clean, bright, and instantly readable from across the room — the perfect “if you know, you know” signal for fellow introvert gamers.

🧠 BACK DESIGN — SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS FOR REAL LIFE

Flip it around and the back plays like a retro debug screen:

SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS — SOCIAL BATTERY OVERLOAD

with tongue-in-cheek status lines such as:

CAFFEINE LEVEL.............. 05%

WATER INTAKE............... NEEDS PATCH

SLEEP MODE.................. GLITCHED

GAMING STAMINA............. INFINITE

ADULTING.EXE............... NOT RESPONDING

And the “patch notes” everyone can agree on:

RECOMMENDED FIXES:
☑ AFK WALK
☑ DRINK WATER
☑ ONE GOOD RAID

It’s funny because it’s true — the kind of shirt people read, laugh, and immediately ask, “Where did you get that?”

👕 PREMIUM BELLA+CANVAS 3001 — RETRO SOFT, NOT RETRO ITCHY

Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, a favorite with gamers because it actually feels good to wear: 

⭐ RETRO GAMER GIFTS 40+ — MASTE…

Fabric: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — extra soft, breathable, and comfy for long sessions

Weight: Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² — perfect for everyday wear or layered under a hoodie

Fit: Retail/unisex fit that’s flattering without being tight or boxy

Neckline: Classic crew neck that pairs with anything

Label: Tear-away tag so there’s no itching or scratching

Print Surface: Smooth knit ideal for vibrant, long-lasting DTF/DTG neon prints

🌱 Ethical & Responsible Production
Bella+Canvas manufactures with no sweatshops, uses eco-conscious processes, and holds industry certifications like WRAP and Fair Labor Association membership — so you can feel good about what you wear as well as how it feels. 

⭐ RETRO GAMER GIFTS 40+ — MASTE…

🎯 PERFECT FOR

80s–90s gamers whose social battery drains faster than their mana bar

Introvert gamers, coders, DM’s, and late-night raiders

Game nights, conventions, and casual Fridays at the office

Gifts for gamer dads, gamer moms, and OG players who still remember blowing into cartridges

🧼 CARE (SOCIAL BATTERY SAFE MODE)

Machine wash cold, inside out

Tumble dry low

If ironing is needed, avoid the printed area

Pro tip: wash inside-out to keep the neon glow looking legendary 

⭐ RETRO GAMER GIFTS 40+ — MASTE…

🚚 PRINTED FRESH, NOT WAREHOUSE-STALE

Each shirt is printed on demand just for you and typically ships in 3–5 business days with tracking.

Equip this tee, let everyone know your social battery is critical, and recharge the only way true retro gamers know how: AFK walk, drink water, one good raid. 🔋🎮