🛠️ AFK FOR MAINTENANCE Hoodie • Self-Care Mode Gamer Hoodie • Retro Pixel AFK Sweatshirt • Cozy Introvert Gamer Gift

MAINTENANCE WINDOW ACTIVE — PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB

Same AFK FOR MAINTENANCE design as the tee, upgraded to a warm gamer hoodie you can disappear into when your social battery is done. Throw the hood up, let the front announce “SYSTEM: HUMAN.EXE — TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE,” and let the back explain your Self-Care Mode in perfect gamer language.

Front design

Large pixel text: AFK FOR MAINTENANCE

Subline: SYSTEM: HUMAN.EXE — TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE

Pixel character with wrench + do-not-disturb symbol

Low progress bar with AUTO-RECOVERY IN PROGRESS…

Back design

Header: MAINTENANCE WINDOW — SELF-CARE MODE

Status panel:

SOCIAL REQUESTS............ QUEUED

NOTIFICATIONS.............. MUTED

PEOPLE PLEASING............ DISABLED

INNER CHILD................ ONLINE

Checklist under DURING MAINTENANCE:

☑ NO SMALL TALK

☑ SOLO QUESTS ONLY

☑ RETURN ETA............... WHEN READY

Easter egg footer:

IF YOU’RE READING THIS, PLEASE RESPECT THE MAINTENANCE WINDOW.

Looks like a debug screen, feels like permission to recharge.

Why this hoodie hits different (Gildan 18500)

8.0 oz medium-heavy blend — cozy, warm, and perfect for chilly days or late-night sessions

50/50 cotton-poly — soft on the inside, durable on the outside

Double-lined hood + matching drawcord for extra comfort and a clean look

Kangaroo pocket — for snacks, phones, or hiding your hands during “no small talk” mode

Tear-away label — zero neck irritation

Ethically made with OEKO-TEX® certified dyes — better for your skin and the planet

Perfect for:
Introvert gamers, therapy-positive nerds, WFH folks on energy-saving mode, and anyone who wants their hoodie to say: “I’m AFK, but I’m doing the emotional patch notes.”