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💧 HUMAN.EXE NEEDS WATER Shirt • Hydration Quest Gamer Tee • Retro 80s 90s Video Game T-Shirt • Funny Introvert Gift for Gamers
$24.99
HUMAN.EXE NEEDS WATER — HYDRATION QUEST, NOT OPTIONAL For gamers who’ve mastered mana management but still forget to drink actual water. This retro neon tee turns your hydration struggle into a quest log, with a bold front graphic and a full “Hydration Status — Real Life DLC” screen on the back. Front design Big pixel text: HUMAN.EXE NEEDS WATER Pixel glass of water with cute water drop sitting on the rim Subline: HYDRATION QUEST — NOT OPTIONAL Back design Header: HYDRATION STATUS — REAL LIFE DLC Status lines like: WATER TODAY................ 01 GLASS COFFEE COUNT............... 03 CUPS HEADACHE CHANCE............ +25% FOCUS BONUS................ LOCKED Unlock section: ☑ REFILL BOTTLE ☑ TAKE 10 STEPS ☑ SIP BETWEEN MATCHES Tiny Easter egg at the bottom: “PRO TIP: YOU CAN’T PATCH DEHYDRATION WITH MORE COFFEE.” It’s funny because it’s true—and the kind of shirt people stop to read, laugh at, and then ask where you got it. Why you’ll actually want to wear it (Bella+Canvas 3001) 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — super soft, breathable, and lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² fabric — ideal for everyday wear or under a hoodie Retail/unisex fit — flattering without being boxy or skin-tight Side-seamed construction for a better drape Tear-away label — no scratchy neck tags Perfect smooth surface for bright, long-lasting neon prints Perfect for: Retro 80s/90s gamers, hydrated-ish introverts, gym-avoiders with emotional support water bottles, and anyone who loves clever gamer humor that’s never mean—just painfully accurate.