📴 OFFLINE IS MY SAFE MODE Hoodie • Connection Status Offline by Choice Gamer Hoodie • Retro Introvert Sweatshirt • Cozy Solo Quest Gift

WHEN OFFLINE MODE IS YOUR SAFEST SETTING

Same “OFFLINE IS MY SAFE MODE” design as the tee, upgraded into a cozy hoodie you can disappear into when you shut the world off and boot up your favorite games.

Front design

Large pixel text: OFFLINE IS MY SAFE MODE

Power button icon turned off with a red X overlay



Back design

Header: CONNECTION STATUS — OFFLINE BY CHOICE

Status panel:

WIFI SIGNAL................ DISCONNECTED

DRAMA BANDWIDTH............ 0 MB/S

PEACE & QUIET.............. 100%

JOY PER MINUTE............. +35

CURRENT ACTIVITY:

☑ SOLO QUEST

☑ COMFY CLOTHES

☑ BACKLOG OF GAMES


Easter egg footer:

IF YOU NEED ME, LEAVE A MESSAGE IN THE SAVE FILE.


The perfect hoodie for nights when you’re not “anti-social,” you’re just in safe mode.


Why this hoodie hits different (Gildan 18500)

8.0 oz medium-heavy blend — warm, cozy, and perfect for chill evenings

50/50 cotton–poly — soft inside, durable outside

Double-lined hood + matching drawcord for extra comfort

Kangaroo pocket for your phone, snacks, or controller breaks

Tear-away label — zero neck irritation

Ethically made with OEKO-TEX® certified dyes — kinder to your skin and the planet

Perfect for:
Introverts, gamers on airplane mode, WFH warriors closing the laptop for the day, and anyone whose best memories are made in offline safe mode.