🔥 Low Energy Gamer Hoodie • Caffeine Required to Respawn • Funny Coffee Addict Hoodie • System Critical Pullover • Gift for Gamers & Coders

☕ SYSTEM CRITICAL – COFFEE REQUIRED TO RESPAWN

The hoodie that speaks for every 5%-caffeine human on the planet.
Front left-chest: tiny brutal energy bar.
Back: full retro-terminal roast that gets filmed and shared everywhere.
FRONT (left chest):
Low Energy Warning – 5%
“Caffeine Required to Continue”
BACK – FULL SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS:

SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓

☕ CAFFEINE LEVEL....... █░░░░░░░░░  05%
😴 SLEEP DEBT............ ██████████  999+
🎮 GAMING STAMINA........ ██████████  INFINITE
💪 ADULTING SKILL........ ERROR 404 NOT FOUND

> INSERT COFFEE TO RESPAWN
> ALT: ACCEPT SIDE QUEST “GO TO BED” [Y/N]?

Neon green + red bars that pop like an old arcade cabinet.
WHY THIS HOODIE HITS DIFFERENT (Gildan 18500)

8.0 oz medium-heavy blend — cozy, warm, perfect for chilly days
50/50 cotton-poly — soft inside, tough outside, no pilling
Double-lined hood + matching drawcord
Kangaroo pocket — big enough for snacks, phone, or hiding from responsibilities
Tear-away label — zero irritation during 12-hour sessions
Ethically made with OEKO-TEX certified dyes — safe & sustainable
Holds shape and print quality wash after wash

BUILT FOR

All-night gaming raids
Coffee-fueled coding marathons
Anyone whose blood type is officially “coffee”
Work-from-home legends who never change out of hoodies
The best gift that instantly gets stolen by partners/roommates

CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out • Tumble dry low • Do not iron print
SHIPPING
Printed fresh in the USA • Ships 3–5 business days with tracking
REAL BUYER FEEDBACK
“Wore it to class and had five people ask for the link before lunch.”
“My boyfriend hasn’t taken it off in a week. Sending this review from the couch while he games in MY hoodie.”
Tap Add to Cart, insert coffee, and finally respawn in comfort.
Because adulting failed the patch… but this hoodie didn’t. ☕