🔥 Low Energy Gamer Shirt • Caffeine Required to Respawn • Funny Coffee Addict Tee • System Critical T-Shirt • Gamer & Coffee Lover Gift

☕ SYSTEM CRITICAL – COFFEE REQUIRED TO RESPAWN
The ultimate shirt for anyone running on 5% caffeine and 999+ hours of sleep debt.

FRONT + BACK DESIGN — A FULL LOADING-SCREEN EXPERIENCE
Front: a brutally honest energy bar that simply says it all.
Back: full retro-terminal diagnostics that roast your entire existence in glorious green.
FRONT (clean & savage):
Low Energy Warning – 5%
“Caffeine Required to Continue”

This tee doesn’t just get laughs from the front — the back completes the joke with a full error-message style layout:

SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓

☕ CAFFEINE LEVEL....... █░░░░░░░░░  05%
😴 SLEEP DEBT............ ██████████  999+
🎮 GAMING STAMINA........ ██████████  INFINITE
💪 ADULTING SKILL........ ERROR 404 NOT FOUND

> INSERT COFFEE TO RESPAWN
> ALT: ACCEPT SIDE QUEST “GO TO BED” [Y/N]?

One look and people behind you in line instantly laugh, nod, and whisper “same.”

PRINTED ON PREMIUM BELLA+CANVAS 3001 – THE GAMER FAVORITE

100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Ultra-soft 4.2 oz fabric – feels like your favorite worn-in tee from day one
Retail fit – looks good on everyone, never boxy
Tear-away label – zero itch while you’re grinding
Perfectly smooth print surface so the neon green + red bars pop like a CRT monitor

WHO THIS SHIRT WAS MADE FOR

Coffee addicts who treat espresso like a health potion
Gamers who’ve seen “low health” more than “full health”
Remote workers, programmers, students, parents, night-shift legends
Anyone whose spirit animal is the Windows loading circle
The friend who answers “how are you?” with “…processing”
Birthday / Christmas gifts that get an immediate “I need this in my life” reaction

CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, inside out • Tumble dry low • Do not iron print
(Pro tip: pair with actual coffee for best results)

SHIPPING
Printed fresh in the USA • Ships in 3–5 business days with tracking
Your shirt won’t be stuck buffering in a warehouse.

WHAT REAL BUYERS ARE SAYING

“Wore it to the office and had three people take photos of the back to send to their group chats. Best purchase of the year.” – Verified Buyer

“My girlfriend stole it on day two and refuses to give it back. Ordering another.” – Verified Buyer

Tap Add to Cart and finally wear your daily status screen on the outside.
Because running on empty deserves its own achievement unlocked. ☕🎮
System ready. Coffee pending. Let’s respawn.