🛠️ AFK FOR MAINTENANCE Shirt • Self-Care Mode Gamer T-Shirt • Retro Pixel AFK Tee for Introverts • 80s 90s Video Game Gift

AFK FOR MAINTENANCE — SYSTEM: HUMAN.EXE TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE

For the gamer who needs a proper maintenance window, not another meeting. This retro pixel tee turns your alone time into a status update: bold “AFK FOR MAINTENANCE” on the front with a low progress bar and “AUTO-RECOVERY IN PROGRESS…”, plus a full Self-Care HUD on the back.

Front design

Big headline: AFK FOR MAINTENANCE

Subline: SYSTEM: HUMAN.EXE — TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE

Pixel figure with a wrench + “do not disturb” icon

Progress bar with AUTO-RECOVERY IN PROGRESS… underneath

Back design

Header: MAINTENANCE WINDOW — SELF-CARE MODE

Status readout:

SOCIAL REQUESTS............ QUEUED

NOTIFICATIONS.............. MUTED

PEOPLE PLEASING............ DISABLED

INNER CHILD................ ONLINE

During-maintenance checklist:

☑ NO SMALL TALK

☑ SOLO QUESTS ONLY

☑ RETURN ETA............... WHEN READY

Tiny Easter egg along the bottom:

IF YOU’RE READING THIS, PLEASE RESPECT THE MAINTENANCE WINDOW.

It’s funny because it’s true, and it gives people reading the back a gentle reminder to let you recharge.

Why it’s so comfortable (Bella+Canvas 3001)

100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and lightweight

4.2 oz/yd² jersey — perfect for everyday wear or under a hoodie

Retail/unisex fit that flatters most body types

Side-seamed so it keeps its shape

Tear-away label — no itchy neck tags

Smooth surface that makes the neon pixel art pop on black

Perfect for:
Introvert gamers, mental-health-aware friends, self-care advocates, and anyone who needs a stylish way to say “I’m offline, on purpose.”