AFK for Maintenance Shirt – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Tee (Front & Back Print)

AFK for Maintenance Shirt – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Tee (Front & Back Print)

Sometimes you’re not “away from keyboard,” you’re away from people. This tee is for gamers and 80s–90s kids who finally learned that self-care means logging out, muting notifications, and letting the inner child come back online. One glance at “AFK FOR MAINTENANCE” and the right people instantly get it.

FRONT DESIGN — CLEAR BOUNDARY, CUTE VIBE
- Big title:
  AFK FOR MAINTENANCE
- Subline:
  SYSTEM: HUMAN.EXE — TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE
- Clean, bold layout in a retro-gamer style that reads instantly from across the room

BACK DESIGN — SELF-CARE HUD
- Header:
  MAINTENANCE WINDOW — SELF-CARE MODE
- Status lines:
  SOCIAL REQUESTS............ QUEUED
  NOTIFICATIONS.............. MUTED
  PEOPLE PLEASING............ DISABLED
  INNER CHILD................ ONLINE
- Subheader:
  DURING MAINTENANCE:
- Checklist:
  ☑ NO SMALL TALK
  ☑ SOLO QUESTS ONLY
  ☑ RETURN ETA: WHEN READY
- Tiny footer:
  IF YOU’RE READING THIS, PLEASE RESPECT THE MAINTENANCE WINDOW.

Why you’ll love this tee
- Perfect for introverts, ND folks, and recovering people-pleasers who need a gentle force field
- Front-and-back HUD design that makes self-care feel like a legit in-game maintenance window
- Great gift for 80s/90s gamers, therapists-who-game, and anyone who’s learned to say “not right now”

T-shirt details (Bella+Canvas 3001 or similar)
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — soft and breathable
- Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric — comfortable for all-day wear
- Retail/unisex fit — flattering without being boxy or too tight
- Classic crew neckline
- Tear-away label — no itchy tags
- Smooth surface for crisp, long-lasting prints

⚠️ MADE-TO-ORDER & PRODUCTION TIMES

All apparel is made to order especially for you as soon as the purchase is complete.

• Production Time: Approximately 3–5 business days.

• Shipping Time (USA/Canada): Approximately 5–7 business days.

Estimated Delivery: Please expect to receive your purchase within 2–4 weeks (barring postal strikes or unexpected carrier delays).