Gamer Parent Patch Notes Hoodie – PARENT.EXE Gamer Edition Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)

GAMER PARENT PATCH NOTES — PARENT.EXE
This hoodie is for the parents who still think in XP and loot tables, even while packing lunches. The front shows PARENT.EXE — PATCH NOTES with GAMER EDITION underneath, owning the fact that your main character build now includes diapers, snacks, and boss-level tantrums. On the back, a changelog panel lists the funniest (and truest) updates to your current version.

Front design
- Main text: PARENT.EXE — PATCH NOTES
- Subline: GAMER EDITION
- Bold, simple type that looks great on a dark hoodie

Back design
- Header: CHANGELOG — VERSION: ADULTING 3.0
- Status lines:
  - NIGHT RAIDS.................... REPLACED BY NIGHT FEEDINGS
  - ENERGY DRINKS.................. SWAPPED FOR COLD COFFEE
  - FREE TIME...................... RARE DROP
  - PLAYER 2 (KID MODE)............ CHAOTIC GOOD
- Subheader: NEW ABILITIES:
  - ☑ ONE-HANDED CONTROLLER USE
  - ☑ CAN HEAR "SILENCE" AS A WARNING
  - ☑ EXP IN PATIENCE +999
- Tiny footer: PARENTAL DLC: UNLOCKED, NO REFUNDS, 10/10 WOULD INSTALL AGAIN.

Why this hoodie hits different
- celebrates parenthood in gamer language without putting anyone down
- Ideal for gamer moms and dads who retired from night raids but still love co-op
- Great gift for new parents, seasoned parents, and every level-up in between

Hoodie details (Gildan 18500)
- 8.0 oz medium-heavy blend — warm and soft for cooler days
- 50/50 cotton–poly — comfy, durable, and holds the print well
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Kangaroo pocket — for snacks, wipes, or your controller
- Tear-away label — zero irritation at the neck
- Ethically made with OEKO-TEX certified dyes

⚠️ MADE-TO-ORDER & PRODUCTION TIMES

All apparel is made to order especially for you as soon as the purchase is complete.

• Production Time: Approximately 3–5 business days.

• Shipping Time (USA/Canada): Approximately 5–7 business days.

Estimated Delivery: Please expect to receive your purchase within 2–4 weeks (barring postal strikes or unexpected carrier delays).