Gamer Parent Patch Notes Shirt – PARENT.EXE Gamer Edition (Front & Back Print)

GAMER PARENT PATCH NOTES — PARENT.EXE
For the players who swapped night raids for night feedings but never stopped being gamers. This tee features PARENT.EXE — PATCH NOTES on the front with GAMER EDITION underneath, calling out that your life has been patched, not uninstalled. On the back, a changelog panel breaks down the real-life updates that come with Player 2: Kid Mode.

Front design
- Big text: PARENT.EXE — PATCH NOTES
- Subline: GAMER EDITION
- Clean, bold layout that looks sharp on a dark tee

Back design
- Header: CHANGELOG — VERSION: ADULTING 3.0
- Status lines:
  - NIGHT RAIDS.................... REPLACED BY NIGHT FEEDINGS
  - ENERGY DRINKS.................. SWAPPED FOR COLD COFFEE
  - FREE TIME...................... RARE DROP
  - PLAYER 2 (KID MODE)............ CHAOTIC GOOD
- Subheader: NEW ABILITIES:
  - ☑ ONE-HANDED CONTROLLER USE
  - ☑ CAN HEAR "SILENCE" AS A WARNING
  - ☑ EXP IN PATIENCE +999
- Tiny footer: PARENTAL DLC: UNLOCKED, NO REFUNDS, 10/10 WOULD INSTALL AGAIN.

Why you’ll love this tee
- Perfect for gamer moms, gamer dads, and co-op parents raising Player 2
- Front-and-back print that reads like in-game patch notes for adulting
- Great gift for baby showers, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, or level-up birthdays

T-shirt details (Bella+Canvas 3001 or similar)
- Soft, lightweight cotton with a bit of stretch
- 4.2 oz/yd² jersey feel for comfortable all-day wear
- Retail/unisex fit – not too boxy, not too tight
- Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
- Tear-away label for a tag-free neck

⚠️ MADE-TO-ORDER & PRODUCTION TIMES

All apparel is made to order especially for you as soon as the purchase is complete.

• Production Time: Approximately 3–5 business days.

• Shipping Time (USA/Canada): Approximately 5–7 business days.

Estimated Delivery: Please expect to receive your purchase within 2–4 weeks (barring postal strikes or unexpected carrier delays).