HUMAN.EXE Needs Water Shirt – Hydration Quest Gamer Tee (Front & Back Print)

HUMAN.EXE Needs Water Shirt – Hydration Quest Gamer Tee (Front & Back Print)

Ever hit that point in the day where your head hurts, you’re on cup number three of coffee, and then realize you’ve had almost zero actual water? This shirt is your friendly HUD reminder that your body isn’t just a coffee container. It’s perfect for gamers who keep forgetting that hydration is, unfortunately, not optional.

Front Design
- Big text: HUMAN.EXE NEEDS WATER
- Underline / subline: HYDRATION QUEST — NOT OPTIONAL
- Visuals: pixel heart or hydration bar at half-empty, plus a tiny water droplet or mana-potion icon

Back Design
- Header: HYDRATION STATUS — REAL LIFE DLC
- Status lines:
  - WATER TODAY................ 01 GLASS
  - COFFEE COUNT............... 03 CUPS
  - HEADACHE CHANCE............ +25%
  - FOCUS BONUS................ LOCKED
- Subheader: UNLOCK BONUS:
  - ☑ REFILL BOTTLE
  - ☑ TAKE 10 STEPS
  - ☑ SIP BETWEEN MATCHES
- Tiny footer (easter egg):
  - PRO TIP: YOU CAN’T PATCH DEHYDRATION WITH MORE COFFEE.

Why you’ll love this tee
- Relatable “I forgot to drink water again” humor for gamers, office workers, and 80s/90s kids
- Front-and-back print that turns real-life hydration into a funny in-game quest
- Great gift for introvert gamers, streamers, and anyone whose main buff is coffee

T-shirt details (Bella+Canvas 3001)
- Soft, lightweight cotton with a bit of stretch
- 4.2 oz/yd² jersey feel for all-day comfort
- Retail/unisex fit – not too boxy, not too tight
- Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
- Tear-away label for a tag-free neck

⚠️ MADE-TO-ORDER & PRODUCTION TIMES

All apparel is made to order especially for you as soon as the purchase is complete.

• Production Time: Approximately 3–5 business days.

• Shipping Time (USA/Canada): Approximately 5–7 business days.

Estimated Delivery: Please expect to receive your purchase within 2–4 weeks (barring postal strikes or unexpected carrier delays).