HUMAN.EXE On Silent Mode Shirt – Not Broken, Just Resting (Front & Back Print)

HUMAN.EXE ON SILENT MODE
This tee is for the humans who are not broken, just on manual quiet mode. The front says HUMAN.EXE ON SILENT MODE with the line NOT BROKEN, JUST RESTING underneath, so people get the hint before they start small talk. On the back, a notification settings panel explains exactly what’s muted and what still gets through.

Front design
- Big text: HUMAN.EXE ON SILENT MODE
- Subline: NOT BROKEN, JUST RESTING
- Clean, bold layout that reads clearly on a dark tee

Back design
- Header: NOTIFICATION SETTINGS — MANUAL OVERRIDE
- Status lines:
  - RINGTONE................... MUTED
  - CHAT PINGS................. FILTERED
  - UNREAD MESSAGES............ WILL SURVIVE
  - INNER PEACE................ REBOOTING
- Subheader: DURING SILENT MODE:
  - ☑ DO NOT CALL "JUST TO CHAT"
  - ☑ MEMES ACCEPTED 24/7
  - ☑ EMERGENCIES = TEXT "911"
- Tiny footer: IF YOU HEARD BACK FAST, YOU'RE IN THE INNER CIRCLE.

Why you’ll love this tee
- Perfect for introverts, neurodivergent folks, and anyone who lives on “Do Not Disturb”
- Front-and-back print that feels like a real settings screen
- Great for work-from-home days, travel, conventions, or social recharge time

T-shirt details (Bella+Canvas 3001 or similar)
- Soft, lightweight cotton with a bit of stretch
- 4.2 oz/yd² jersey feel for all-day comfort
- Retail/unisex fit – not too boxy, not too tight
- Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
- Tear-away label for a tag-free neck

⚠️ MADE-TO-ORDER & PRODUCTION TIMES

All apparel is made to order especially for you as soon as the purchase is complete.

• Production Time: Approximately 3–5 business days.

• Shipping Time (USA/Canada): Approximately 5–7 business days.

Estimated Delivery: Please expect to receive your purchase within 2–4 weeks (barring postal strikes or unexpected carrier delays).