Offline Is My Safe Mode Hoodie – Retro Introvert Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)

Offline Is My Safe Mode Hoodie – Retro Introvert Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)

This is the hoodie for “I love you, but I need to be offline now.” It’s made for gamers and introverts who recharge in cozy clothes, solo quests, and quiet rooms—not crowded voice chats and endless pings. Slip it on and let the hoodie do the explaining while you stay in safe mode.

FRONT DESIGN — SAFE MODE ACTIVATED
- Big centered line:
  OFFLINE IS MY SAFE MODE

BACK DESIGN — OFFLINE BY CHOICE HUD
- Header:
  CONNECTION STATUS — OFFLINE BY CHOICE
- Status lines:
  WIFI SIGNAL................ DISCONNECTED
  DRAMA BANDWIDTH............ 0 MB/S
  PEACE & QUIET.............. 100%
  JOY PER MINUTE............. +35
- Subheader:
  CURRENT ACTIVITY:
- Checklist:
  ☑ SOLO QUEST
  ☑ COMFY CLOTHES
  ☑ BACKLOG OF GAMES
- Tiny easter egg:
  IF YOU NEED ME, LEAVE A MESSAGE IN THE SAVE FILE.

Why this hoodie hits different
- Cozy armor for low-social-battery days, game nights, and “I’m not coming out” weekends
- Front-and-back design that feels like a connection status screen for your real life
- Great gift for retro gamers, ND folks, and anyone whose happy place is offline

Hoodie details (Gildan 18500)
- 8.0 oz medium-heavy blend — warm and soft for cooler days
- 50/50 cotton–poly — comfy, durable, and holds print well
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Kangaroo pocket — perfect for snacks, phone, or cold hands
- Tear-away label — no neck itch
- Ethically made with OEKO-TEX certified dyes

⚠️ MADE-TO-ORDER & PRODUCTION TIMES

All apparel is made to order especially for you as soon as the purchase is complete.

• Production Time: Approximately 3–5 business days.

• Shipping Time (USA/Canada): Approximately 5–7 business days.

Estimated Delivery: Please expect to receive your purchase within 2–4 weeks (barring postal strikes or unexpected carrier delays).