Queue Simulator – Real Life Edition Shirt (Front & Back Print) Waiting Time Estimated Gamer Tee

QUEUE SIMULATOR — REAL LIFE EDITION
Stuck on hold? On read? In yet another “your call is important to us” loop? This tee turns real-life waiting into a boss-level loading screen. The front reads QUEUE SIMULATOR with REAL LIFE EDITION underneath, calling out the joke before anyone even asks how long it’s been. On the back, a waiting-time panel breaks down the worst queues you face in everyday life.

Front design
- Big text: QUEUE SIMULATOR
- Subline: REAL LIFE EDITION
- Clean, bold layout that pops on a dark tee

Back design
- Header: WAITING TIME — ESTIMATED:
- Status lines:
  - CUSTOMER SUPPORT........... 45–999 MIN
  - EMAIL REPLY................ "SEE PREVIOUS MESSAGE"
  - LIFE ADMIN QUESTS.......... BACKLOGGED
  - LOADING NEW PLANS.......... SPINNING...
- Subheader: WHILE YOU WAIT:
  - ☑ CHECK QUEST LOG
  - ☑ DAYDREAM SIDE HUSTLES
  - ☑ WONDER WHY THIS ISN’T SKIPPABLE
- Tiny footer: TIP: REAL LIFE HAS THE WORST LOADING SCREENS.

Why you’ll love this tee
- Perfect for gamers, office workers, freelancers, and anyone stuck in endless queues
- Front-and-back print that turns annoying wait times into a funny, shareable HUD
- Great gift for adults who live on hold music, email threads, and life admin

T-shirt details (Bella+Canvas 3001 or similar)
- Soft, lightweight cotton with a bit of stretch
- 4.2 oz/yd² jersey feel for all-day comfort
- Retail/unisex fit – not too boxy, not too tight
- Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
- Tear-away label for a tag-free neck

⚠️ MADE-TO-ORDER & PRODUCTION TIMES

All apparel is made to order especially for you as soon as the purchase is complete.

• Production Time: Approximately 3–5 business days.

• Shipping Time (USA/Canada): Approximately 5–7 business days.

Estimated Delivery: Please expect to receive your purchase within 2–4 weeks (barring postal strikes or unexpected carrier delays).