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Queue Simulator – Real Life Edition Shirt (Front & Back Print) Waiting Time Estimated Gamer Tee
$24.99
QUEUE SIMULATOR — REAL LIFE EDITION Stuck on hold? On read? In yet another “your call is important to us” loop? This tee turns real-life waiting into a boss-level loading screen. The front reads QUEUE SIMULATOR with REAL LIFE EDITION underneath, calling out the joke before anyone even asks how long it’s been. On the back, a waiting-time panel breaks down the worst queues you face in everyday life. Front design - Big text: QUEUE SIMULATOR - Subline: REAL LIFE EDITION - Clean, bold layout that pops on a dark tee Back design - Header: WAITING TIME — ESTIMATED: - Status lines: - CUSTOMER SUPPORT........... 45–999 MIN - EMAIL REPLY................ "SEE PREVIOUS MESSAGE" - LIFE ADMIN QUESTS.......... BACKLOGGED - LOADING NEW PLANS.......... SPINNING... - Subheader: WHILE YOU WAIT: - ☑ CHECK QUEST LOG - ☑ DAYDREAM SIDE HUSTLES - ☑ WONDER WHY THIS ISN’T SKIPPABLE - Tiny footer: TIP: REAL LIFE HAS THE WORST LOADING SCREENS. Why you’ll love this tee - Perfect for gamers, office workers, freelancers, and anyone stuck in endless queues - Front-and-back print that turns annoying wait times into a funny, shareable HUD - Great gift for adults who live on hold music, email threads, and life admin T-shirt details (Bella+Canvas 3001 or similar) - Soft, lightweight cotton with a bit of stretch - 4.2 oz/yd² jersey feel for all-day comfort - Retail/unisex fit – not too boxy, not too tight - Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability - Tear-away label for a tag-free neck
⚠️ MADE-TO-ORDER & PRODUCTION TIMES
All apparel is made to order especially for you as soon as the purchase is complete.
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Production Time: Approximately 3–5 business days.
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Shipping Time (USA/Canada): Approximately 5–7 business days.
Estimated Delivery: Please expect to receive your purchase within 2–4 weeks (barring postal strikes or unexpected carrier delays).