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🧠 STRESS LEVELS AT 67% Hoodie • Syncing to Calm Mode Gamer Hoodie • Retro Pixel Mental Health Sweatshirt • Cozy 80s 90s Gamer Gift
$39.99
WHEN STRESS HITS 67%, UPGRADE TO HOODIE MODE Same Mental Health HUD design as the tee, leveled up into a cozy gamer hoodie for chilly offices, late-night sessions, and post-meeting decompress walks. Front design Large pixel text: STRESS LEVELS AT 67% Colorful stress bar in the warning zone Subline: SYNCING TO CALM MODE Back design Header: MENTAL HEALTH HUD — DAILY BUILD Status readout: MEETINGS TODAY............. TOO MANY TO-DO LIST................. +12 ITEMS RESPAWN POINT.............. HOME THERAPY COOLDOWN........... 03 DAYS Calm-mode checklist: ☑ LOG OFF FOR 15 MIN ☑ TOUCH GRASS (IRL) ☑ COZY GAME, NO RANKED Easter egg footer: PATCH NOTE: FEELINGS ARE NOT A BUG. DO NOT DELETE. It’s the hoodie that makes people laugh, nod, and say, “Yep, that’s me.” Why this hoodie hits different (Gildan 18500) 8.0 oz medium-heavy blend — warm and cozy without feeling bulky 50/50 cotton-poly — soft, durable, and holds up to real life Double-lined hood + matching drawcord for extra comfort and a clean look Kangaroo pocket — perfect for phones, fidget toys, or hiding from responsibilities Tear-away label — no scratchy tag on your neck Ethically made with OEKO-TEX® certified dyes — better for your skin and the planet Perfect for Stressed-but-self-aware gamers Knowledge workers, devs, designers, and therapists with a sense of humor Mental health professionals shopping for office-friendly gamer gear Gifts for 80s–90s gamers who are done pretending they’re not stressed