🧠 SYSTEM STILL LOADING Hoodie • Please Don’t Unplug Me Gamer Hoodie • Retro Pixel Stress Monitor Sweatshirt • Cozy 80s 90s Gamer Gift

SYSTEM STILL LOADING… PLEASE DON’T UNPLUG ME

For days when your brain is buffering and people still keep sending calendar invites. This retro loading-screen tee turns stress into a “Background Processes — Stress Monitor” HUD, complete with inbox overflow, brain tabs, and a calm-mode quest log.


Front design

Large pixel text: SYSTEM STILL LOADING…

Circular loading icon + progress bar

Subline: PLEASE DON’T UNPLUG ME

Back design

Header: BACKGROUND PROCESSES — STRESS MONITOR

Status panel:

STRESS LEVELS.............. 67%

EMAIL INBOX................ OVERFLOW

GROUP CHATS................ MUTED

BRAIN TABS OPEN............ 37

CALM MODE.................. SYNCING…

Subheader: RECOMMENDED ACTIONS:

☑ HEADPHONES ON

☑ GO OUTSIDE (OPTIONAL)

☑ ONE LEVEL OF SOMETHING FUN


Easter egg footer:

TO INTERRUPT LOADING, PRESS START (NOT RECOMMENDED)

The perfect soft “do not unplug me” sign for introverts, creatives, and stressed-out gamers.


Why this hoodie hits different (Gildan 18500)

* 8.0 oz medium-heavy blend — warm and cozy for cooler days

* 50/50 cotton–poly — soft feel with real durability

* Double-lined hood + matching drawcord for extra comfort

* Kangaroo pocket for phone, snacks, or fidget toy

* Tear-away label — no scratchy tag on your neck


Perfect for: gamers, coders, remote workers, students in exam season, and anyone who needs to broadcast: “System still loading, please be kind.”