System Still Loading Hoodie – Please Don’t Unplug Me Retro Gamer Sweatshirt (Stress Monitor Front & Back Print)

System Still Loading Hoodie – Please Don’t Unplug Me Retro Gamer Sweatshirt (Stress Monitor Front & Back Print)

Your brain is doing its best with 37 tabs open, three group chats muted, and stress sitting at a clean 67%. This hoodie is for the days when you’re technically online but definitely still loading. It wraps you in cozy armor while the text quietly asks the world: please don’t unplug me.

FRONT DESIGN — STILL LOADING
- Main text:
  SYSTEM STILL LOADING…
- Underline:
  PLEASE DON’T UNPLUG ME
- Simple, bold design that works with jeans, joggers, or pajama pants

BACK DESIGN — REAL-LIFE STRESS HUD
- Header:
  BACKGROUND PROCESSES — STRESS MONITOR
- Status lines:
  STRESS LEVELS.............. 67%
  EMAIL INBOX................ OVERFLOW
  GROUP CHATS................ MUTED
  BRAIN TABS OPEN............ 37
  CALM MODE.................. SYNCING…
- Subheader:
  RECOMMENDED ACTIONS:
- Checklist:
  ☑ HEADPHONES ON
  ☑ GO OUTSIDE (OPTIONAL)
  ☑ ONE LEVEL OF SOMETHING FUN
- Small footer:
  TO INTERRUPT LOADING, PRESS START (NOT RECOMMENDED)

Why this hoodie hits different
- Made for overloaded humans who need comfort, humor, and noise-cancelling headphones
- Front-and-back design that feels like a debug screen for your nervous system
- Great gift for retro gamers, devs, ND folks, and anyone who needs a visible “I’m at capacity” indicator

Hoodie details (Gildan 18500)
- 8.0 oz medium-heavy blend — warm and soft for cooler days
- 50/50 cotton–poly — comfy, durable, and print-friendly
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Kangaroo pocket — perfect for snacks, phone, or fidget toys
- Tear-away label — no neck itch
- Ethically made with OEKO-TEX certified dyes

⚠️ MADE-TO-ORDER & PRODUCTION TIMES

All apparel is made to order especially for you as soon as the purchase is complete.

• Production Time: Approximately 3–5 business days.

• Shipping Time (USA/Canada): Approximately 5–7 business days.

Estimated Delivery: Please expect to receive your purchase within 2–4 weeks (barring postal strikes or unexpected carrier delays).