System Still Loading Shirt – Please Don’t Unplug Me Gamer Tee (Stress Monitor Front & Back Print)

System Still Loading Shirt – Please Don’t Unplug Me Gamer Tee (Stress Monitor Front & Back Print)

You’re not broken, you’re buffering. This tee is for gamers and 80s–90s kids whose brains are running a dozen background processes while everyone expects instant responses. “System Still Loading… Please Don’t Unplug Me” says exactly what you’re feeling when life is at 67% stress and 3,000 tabs open.

FRONT DESIGN — RELATABLE STATUS SCREEN
- Main text:
  SYSTEM STILL LOADING…
- Underline:
  PLEASE DON’T UNPLUG ME
- Clean, bold layout that reads easily from across the room with subtle retro UI vibes

BACK DESIGN — STRESS MONITOR HUD
- Header:
  BACKGROUND PROCESSES — STRESS MONITOR
- Status lines:
  STRESS LEVELS.............. 67%
  EMAIL INBOX................ OVERFLOW
  GROUP CHATS................ MUTED
  BRAIN TABS OPEN............ 37
  CALM MODE.................. SYNCING…
- Subheader:
  RECOMMENDED ACTIONS:
- Checklist:
  ☑ HEADPHONES ON
  ☑ GO OUTSIDE (OPTIONAL)
  ☑ ONE LEVEL OF SOMETHING FUN
- Tiny footer:
  TO INTERRUPT LOADING, PRESS START (NOT RECOMMENDED)

Why you’ll love this tee
- Perfect for overloaded brains, introvert gamers, and office goblins who live in “almost crashed” mode
- Front-and-back HUD design that turns your stress level into a funny, readable status screen
- Great gift for 80s/90s gamers, devs, students, and anyone who needs a gentle “please be patient, I’m loading” sign

T-shirt details (Bella+Canvas 3001 or similar)
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — soft and breathable
- Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric — ideal for everyday wear
- Retail/unisex fit — flattering without being boxy or too tight
- Classic crew neckline
- Tear-away label — no itchy tags
- Smooth surface for crisp, long-lasting prints

⚠️ MADE-TO-ORDER & PRODUCTION TIMES

All apparel is made to order especially for you as soon as the purchase is complete.

• Production Time: Approximately 3–5 business days.

• Shipping Time (USA/Canada): Approximately 5–7 business days.

Estimated Delivery: Please expect to receive your purchase within 2–4 weeks (barring postal strikes or unexpected carrier delays).