🧠 SYSTEM STILL LOADING Shirt • Please Don’t Unplug Me Gamer Tee • Stress Monitor Pixel T-Shirt • Retro 80s 90s Gift for Overloaded Brains

SYSTEM STILL LOADING… PLEASE DON’T UNPLUG ME

For days when your brain is buffering and people still keep sending calendar invites. This retro loading-screen tee turns stress into a “Background Processes — Stress Monitor” HUD, complete with inbox overflow, brain tabs, and a calm-mode quest log.

Front design

Bold pixel text: SYSTEM STILL LOADING…

Circular pixel “loading” icon & progress bar

Subline: PLEASE DON’T UNPLUG ME

Easy to read from across the room and instantly relatable for gamers, devs, and knowledge workers.

Back design


Header: BACKGROUND PROCESSES — STRESS MONITOR

Status lines:

STRESS LEVELS.............. 67%

EMAIL INBOX................ OVERFLOW

GROUP CHATS................ MUTED

BRAIN TABS OPEN............ 37

CALM MODE.................. SYNCING…

Subheader: RECOMMENDED ACTIONS:

☑ HEADPHONES ON

☑ GO OUTSIDE (OPTIONAL)

☑ ONE LEVEL OF SOMETHING FUN

Easter egg along the bottom:

TO INTERRUPT LOADING, PRESS START (NOT RECOMMENDED)


It looks like a game UI, reads like your actual week, and lands as gentle, self-aware humor.


Why it feels great (Bella+Canvas 3001)

100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — super soft and breathable

4.2 oz/yd² lightweight jersey for everyday wear

Retail/unisex fit that flatters most body types

Side-seamed construction so it keeps its shape

Tear-away label — no itchy neck tags

Perfect for overloaded gamers, devs, designers, office warriors, and anyone whose brain is “still loading” while the world keeps hitting refresh.