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AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)
  • AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)
  • AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)
  • AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)
  • AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)
  • AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)
  • AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)
  • AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)
  • AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)
  • AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)
  • AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)
  • AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)
  • AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)
  • AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)
  • AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)
  • AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)
  • AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)
  • AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)
  • AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)
  • AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)
  • AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)
  • AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)
  • AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)
AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)

AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)

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AFK for Maintenance Hoodie – Self-Care Mode HUMAN.EXE Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)

This isn’t just a hoodie, it’s your “do not disturb, I’m resetting my brain” screen. It’s for gamers, introverts, and exhausted adults who finally realized they’re allowed to go AFK from life for maintenance. You stay cozy, the hoodie tells everyone: HUMAN.EXE is temporarily unavailable.

FRONT DESIGN — AFK, BUT MAKE IT WHOLESOME
- Main text:
  AFK FOR MAINTENANCE
- Subline:
  SYSTEM: HUMAN.EXE — TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE
- Bold, readable design that looks great on a dark hoodie and sets expectations nicely

BACK DESIGN — MAINTENANCE WINDOW
- Header:
  MAINTENANCE WINDOW — SELF-CARE MODE
- Status lines:
  SOCIAL REQUESTS............ QUEUED
  NOTIFICATIONS.............. MUTED
  PEOPLE PLEASING............ DISABLED
  INNER CHILD................ ONLINE
- Subheader:
  DURING MAINTENANCE:
- Checklist:
  ☑ NO SMALL TALK
  ☑ SOLO QUESTS ONLY
  ☑ RETURN ETA: WHEN READY
- Small footer:
  IF YOU’RE READING THIS, PLEASE RESPECT THE MAINTENANCE WINDOW.

Why this hoodie hits different
- Ideal for low-social-battery days, therapy days, and “no small talk, please” evenings
- Turns boundaries and self-care into a playful, gamer-style HUD instead of a confrontation
- Awesome gift for retro gamers, ND friends, and anyone who’s learning to log off without guilt

Hoodie details (Gildan 18500)
- 8.0 oz medium-heavy blend — warm, cozy, perfect for recharge mode
- 50/50 cotton–poly — soft, durable, and holds prints well
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Kangaroo pocket — for snacks, phone, or fidget toys
- Tear-away label — no neck itch
- Ethically made with OEKO-TEX certified dyes

⚠️ MADE-TO-ORDER & PRODUCTION TIMES

All apparel is made to order especially for you as soon as the purchase is complete.

  • Production Time: Approximately 3–5 business days.

  • Shipping Time (USA/Canada): Approximately 5–7 business days.

Estimated Delivery: Please expect to receive your purchase within 2–4 weeks (barring postal strikes or unexpected carrier delays).


  







  













    
      
    
  


  













  

  

    

      







  

    
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