Brain Lag – High Ping Thoughts Hoodie (Front & Back Print) Cognitive Latency Gamer Sweatshirt

BRAIN LAG — HIGH PING THOUGHTS
When your mental bandwidth is lagging but life keeps sending quests, this hoodie gets it. The front reads BRAIN LAG with HIGH PING THOUGHTS underneath, turning brain fog into a gamer-status message. On the back, a cognitive latency panel shows your live stats, from buffering words to god-tier interest-based focus.

Front design
- Main text: BRAIN LAG
- Subline: HIGH PING THOUGHTS
- Bold, simple layout that looks great on a dark hoodie

Back design
- Header: COGNITIVE LATENCY — LIVE STATS
- Status lines:
  - WORD FINDING............... BUFFERING
  - TASK SWITCHING............. PACKET LOSS
  - FIDGET LEVEL............... MAX
  - INTEREST-BASED FOCUS....... GOD TIER
- Subheader: PERFORMANCE TIPS:
  - ☑ CLEAR DISTRACTION TABS
  - ☑ MICRO-BREAKS BETWEEN QUESTS
  - ☑ LET THE BRAIN CACHE RESET
- Tiny footer: IF I PAUSE MID-SENTENCE, DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SET — IT'S JUST BRAIN LAG.

Why this hoodie hits different
- Perfect for ADHD/ND folks, overworked gamers, and anyone whose thoughts are always a little laggy
- Front-and-back print that feels like a real HUD for your brain’s current ping
- Great for chilly gaming sessions, late-night study, or work-from-home days

Hoodie details (Gildan 18500)
- 8.0 oz medium-heavy blend — warm and soft for cooler days
- 50/50 cotton–poly — comfy, durable, and holds the print well
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Kangaroo pocket — for snacks, fidgets, or your phone
- Tear-away label — zero irritation at the neck
- Ethically made with OEKO-TEX certified dyes

⚠️ MADE-TO-ORDER & PRODUCTION TIMES

All apparel is made to order especially for you as soon as the purchase is complete.

• Production Time: Approximately 3–5 business days.

• Shipping Time (USA/Canada): Approximately 5–7 business days.

Estimated Delivery: Please expect to receive your purchase within 2–4 weeks (barring postal strikes or unexpected carrier delays).