Brain Lag – High Ping Thoughts Shirt (Front & Back Print) Cognitive Latency Gamer Tee

BRAIN LAG — HIGH PING THOUGHTS
For the days when your body loaded, but your thoughts are on a 300 ms ping. This gamer tee puts BRAIN LAG across the front with HIGH PING THOUGHTS underneath, calling out brain fog in perfect gamer language. On the back, a cognitive latency panel breaks down your live stats like an in-game HUD.

Front design
- Big text: BRAIN LAG
- Subline: HIGH PING THOUGHTS
- Clean, bold layout that’s easy to read even from across the room

Back design
- Header: COGNITIVE LATENCY — LIVE STATS
- Status lines:
  - WORD FINDING............... BUFFERING
  - TASK SWITCHING............. PACKET LOSS
  - FIDGET LEVEL............... MAX
  - INTEREST-BASED FOCUS....... GOD TIER
- Subheader: PERFORMANCE TIPS:
  - ☑ CLEAR DISTRACTION TABS
  - ☑ MICRO-BREAKS BETWEEN QUESTS
  - ☑ LET THE BRAIN CACHE RESET
- Tiny footer: IF I PAUSE MID-SENTENCE, DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SET — IT'S JUST BRAIN LAG.

Why you’ll love this tee
- Speaks to ADHD/ND folks, multitaskers, and tired gamers in a way that feels seen (and funny)
- Front-and-back print that turns brain fog into a relatable inside joke
- Great gift for adult gamers, students, tech workers, and focus-challenged legends

T-shirt details (Bella+Canvas 3001 or similar)
- Soft, lightweight cotton with a bit of stretch
- 4.2 oz/yd² jersey feel for all-day comfort
- Retail/unisex fit – not too boxy, not too tight
- Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
- Tear-away label for a tag-free neck

⚠️ MADE-TO-ORDER & PRODUCTION TIMES

All apparel is made to order especially for you as soon as the purchase is complete.

• Production Time: Approximately 3–5 business days.

• Shipping Time (USA/Canada): Approximately 5–7 business days.

Estimated Delivery: Please expect to receive your purchase within 2–4 weeks (barring postal strikes or unexpected carrier delays).