HUMAN.EXE Needs Sleep Hoodie – Patch Will Apply at 03:00 Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)

HUMAN.EXE NEEDS SLEEP
If your nightly routine is “I should sleep” followed by three more levels, this hoodie is your status screen. The front reads HUMAN.EXE NEEDS SLEEP with PATCH WILL APPLY AT 03:00 underneath, admitting that your updates always install way too late. On the back, a corrupted sleep schedule panel shows the bedtime you planned, the logout you actually hit, and the choices that kept you up.

Front design
- Main text: HUMAN.EXE NEEDS SLEEP
- Subline: PATCH WILL APPLY AT 03:00
- Bold, minimal layout that looks great on a dark hoodie

Back design
- Header: SLEEP SCHEDULE — CORRUPTED FILE
- Status lines:
  - BEDTIME.................... 22:30 (THEORY)
  - ACTUAL LOGOUT.............. 01:47
  - ONE MORE EPISODE........... YES
  - ONE MORE MATCH............. ALSO YES
- Subheader: HOTFIX INSTRUCTIONS:
  - ☑ SCREEN BRIGHTNESS DOWN
  - ☑ PHONE FAR, ALARM NEAR
  - ☑ DREAM ABOUT NEW GAME+
- Tiny footer: WARNING: "JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES" MAY LAST 3–5 LEVELS.

Why this hoodie hits different
- Ideal for sleep-deprived gamers, coders, students, and night owls
- Front-and-back print that turns your chaotic sleep habits into a badge of honor
- Great gift for retro gamers, partners who always say “I’ll go to bed after this,” and anyone who lives on low sleep and high lore

Hoodie details (Gildan 18500)
- 8.0 oz medium-heavy blend — warm and soft for cooler nights
- 50/50 cotton–poly — comfy, durable, and holds the print well
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Kangaroo pocket — for snacks, phones, or late-night energy bars
- Tear-away label — zero irritation at the neck
- Ethically made with OEKO-TEX certified dyes

⚠️ MADE-TO-ORDER & PRODUCTION TIMES

All apparel is made to order especially for you as soon as the purchase is complete.

• Production Time: Approximately 3–5 business days.

• Shipping Time (USA/Canada): Approximately 5–7 business days.

Estimated Delivery: Please expect to receive your purchase within 2–4 weeks (barring postal strikes or unexpected carrier delays).