HUMAN.EXE Needs Sleep Shirt – Patch Will Apply at 03:00 Gamer Tee (Front & Back Print)

HUMAN.EXE NEEDS SLEEP
For the gamers whose sleep schedule looks like a corrupted save file. This tee puts HUMAN.EXE NEEDS SLEEP on the front with PATCH WILL APPLY AT 03:00 underneath, calling out the chaos of “just one more” matches and episodes. On the back, a sleep schedule panel shows the bedtime you planned, the logout you actually hit, and the late-night choices that broke the patch.

Front design
- Big text: HUMAN.EXE NEEDS SLEEP
- Subline: PATCH WILL APPLY AT 03:00
- Clean, bold layout that reads clearly on a dark tee

Back design
- Header: SLEEP SCHEDULE — CORRUPTED FILE
- Status lines:
  - BEDTIME.................... 22:30 (THEORY)
  - ACTUAL LOGOUT.............. 01:47
  - ONE MORE EPISODE........... YES
  - ONE MORE MATCH............. ALSO YES
- Subheader: HOTFIX INSTRUCTIONS:
  - ☑ SCREEN BRIGHTNESS DOWN
  - ☑ PHONE FAR, ALARM NEAR
  - ☑ DREAM ABOUT NEW GAME+
- Tiny footer: WARNING: "JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES" MAY LAST 3–5 LEVELS.

Why you’ll love this tee
- Perfect for sleep-deprived gamers, binge-watchers, and “one more round” regulars
- Front-and-back print that turns your broken sleep schedule into a funny HUD
- Great gift for adult gamers who grew up in the 80s/90s and still stay up way too late

T-shirt details (Bella+Canvas 3001 or similar)
- Soft, lightweight cotton with a bit of stretch
- 4.2 oz/yd² jersey feel for all-day comfort
- Retail/unisex fit – not too boxy, not too tight
- Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
- Tear-away label for a tag-free neck

⚠️ MADE-TO-ORDER & PRODUCTION TIMES

All apparel is made to order especially for you as soon as the purchase is complete.

• Production Time: Approximately 3–5 business days.

• Shipping Time (USA/Canada): Approximately 5–7 business days.

Estimated Delivery: Please expect to receive your purchase within 2–4 weeks (barring postal strikes or unexpected carrier delays).