HUMAN.EXE On Silent Mode Hoodie – Not Broken, Just Resting (Front & Back Print)

HUMAN.EXE ON SILENT MODE
This cozy gamer hoodie is made for low-noise, low-notification days. The front reads HUMAN.EXE ON SILENT MODE with NOT BROKEN, JUST RESTING underneath, so people know you’re conserving energy—not malfunctioning. On the back, a notification settings panel shows exactly what’s muted and what still gets through to your inner circle.

Front design
- Main text: HUMAN.EXE ON SILENT MODE
- Subline: NOT BROKEN, JUST RESTING
- Minimal, bold text that stands out on a dark hoodie

Back design
- Header: NOTIFICATION SETTINGS — MANUAL OVERRIDE
- Status lines:
  - RINGTONE................... MUTED
  - CHAT PINGS................. FILTERED
  - UNREAD MESSAGES............ WILL SURVIVE
  - INNER PEACE................ REBOOTING
- Subheader: DURING SILENT MODE:
  - ☑ DO NOT CALL "JUST TO CHAT"
  - ☑ MEMES ACCEPTED 24/7
  - ☑ EMERGENCIES = TEXT "911"
- Tiny footer: IF YOU HEARD BACK FAST, YOU'RE IN THE INNER CIRCLE.

Why this hoodie hits different
- Wraps you in comfort while your hoodie quietly broadcasts your boundaries
- Front-and-back print that feels like a real-world “Do Not Disturb” setting
- A great gift for introverts, gamers, creators, and anyone whose social battery hits zero

Hoodie details (Gildan 18500)
- 8.0 oz medium-heavy blend — warm and soft for cooler days
- 50/50 cotton–poly — comfy, durable, and holds the print well
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Kangaroo pocket — for snacks, phones, or fidget toys
- Tear-away label — zero irritation at the neck
- Ethically made with OEKO-TEX certified dyes

⚠️ MADE-TO-ORDER & PRODUCTION TIMES

All apparel is made to order especially for you as soon as the purchase is complete.

• Production Time: Approximately 3–5 business days.

• Shipping Time (USA/Canada): Approximately 5–7 business days.

Estimated Delivery: Please expect to receive your purchase within 2–4 weeks (barring postal strikes or unexpected carrier delays).