HUMAN.EXE Patched Build Hoodie – Still in Co-Op 40+ Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)

HUMAN.EXE — PATCHED BUILD
For the seasoned gamers whose bodies creak but whose party slot is never empty. This warm hoodie puts HUMAN.EXE — PATCHED BUILD on the front with STILL IN CO-OP underneath, owning the fact that you’re running on a patched build and still carrying in co-op. The back shows a version panel with brutally honest but loving patch notes for the 40+ gamer.

Front design
- Main text: HUMAN.EXE — PATCHED BUILD
- Subline: STILL IN CO-OP
- Clean, bold text that stands out on a dark hoodie

Back design
- Header: VERSION: 40+ BODY, DAY-ONE HEART
- Status lines:
  - BACK FLEXIBILITY............ -20
  - LOADING GROANS............. ENABLED
  - GAME LORE KNOWLEDGE........ +999
  - TOLERANCE FOR DRAMA........ -999
- Subheader: BUFFS ACTIVE:
  - ☑ WISDOM CRIT CHANCE UP
  - ☑ BETTER LOOT FILTER
  - ☑ KNOWS WHEN TO LOG OFF
- Tiny footer: AGE RESTRICTION: MUST REMEMBER BLOWING INTO CARTRIDGES.

Why this hoodie hits different
- Celebrates aging like a true gamer: fewer hit points, better decision-making
- Front-and-back print that feels like real patch notes for your current life build
- A go-to birthday or holiday gift for retro gamers leveling up past 40

Hoodie details (Gildan 18500)
- 8.0 oz medium-heavy blend — warm and soft for cooler days
- 50/50 cotton–poly — comfy, durable, and holds the print well
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Kangaroo pocket — for snacks, controllers, or heating pads
- Tear-away label — zero irritation at the neck
- Ethically made with OEKO-TEX certified dyes

⚠️ MADE-TO-ORDER & PRODUCTION TIMES

All apparel is made to order especially for you as soon as the purchase is complete.

• Production Time: Approximately 3–5 business days.

• Shipping Time (USA/Canada): Approximately 5–7 business days.

Estimated Delivery: Please expect to receive your purchase within 2–4 weeks (barring postal strikes or unexpected carrier delays).