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Low Energy Gamer Hoodie – Caffeine Required to Respawn Funny Gamer Coffee Sweatshirt (System Diagnostics Front & Back Print)
$39.99
If your daily status is "tired but still gaming," this hoodie is your uniform. It's made for low energy gamers who fully accept that caffeine is their respawn mechanic and personality trait. One read of "Low Energy Gamer – Caffeine Required to Respawn" and every exhausted coffee addict just nods in solidarity. FRONT DESIGN — LOW ENERGY GAMER Main text: LOW ENERGY GAMER Subline: CAFFEINE REQUIRED TO RESPAWN Clean, bold retro style that pops on a dark hoodie BACK DESIGN — SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS Bold cyan pixelated header: SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS Life stats that are way too accurate: Caffeine Level........................ 5% Sleep Debt.......................... 999+ Gaming Stamina.................. INFINITE Adulting Skill...... ERROR 404: NOT FOUND Diagnosis: Insert coffee to respawn ALT: Accept side quest "Go to bed" [Y/N]? HACKER MODE: Self-care............ PRIORITY 1 Motivation............ Low Power Mode Energy Boost........ Pending Coffee Injection AUTO-REPLY: ENERGY TOO LOW TO PROCESS REQUEST.
WHY THIS HOODIE HITS DIFFERENT Perfect for chilly gaming sessions, late-night raids, and coffee runs High-impact front + hilarious diagnostic back = instant conversation starter Great for 80s/90s gamers, coders, students, and anyone whose energy bar is always low Hoodie details (Gildan 18500) 8.0 oz medium-heavy blend — cozy, warm, perfect for cooler days 50/50 cotton–poly — soft, durable, and holds the print well Double-lined hood with matching drawcord Kangaroo pocket — for snacks, phone, or your next coffee Tear-away label — zero irritation at the neck Ethically made with OEKO-TEX certified dyes ⚠️ MADE-TO-ORDER & PRODUCTION TIMES All apparel is made to order especially for you as soon as the purchase is complete. Production Time: Approximately 3–5 business days. Shipping Time (USA/Canada): Approximately 5–7 business days. Estimated Delivery: Please expect to receive your purchase within 2–4 weeks (barring postal strikes or unexpected carrier delays).