Low Energy Gamer Shirt – Caffeine Required to Respawn Funny Coffee Addict Tee (System Diagnostics Front & Back Print)

Some people wake up refreshed. The rest of us need a loading screen and at least one coffee to even spawn in. This shirt is for low energy gamers who know caffeine is basically their respawn button—and who are self-aware enough to laugh about it.

FRONT DESIGN — LOW ENERGY GAMER:
Main text: LOW ENERGY GAMER
Subline: CAFFEINE REQUIRED TO RESPAWN
Styled in bold, retro-gamer typography to match your 80s/90s vibe

BACK DESIGN — SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS:
Bold cyan pixelated header: SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS
Life stats that are way too accurate:

Caffeine Level........................ 5%
Sleep Debt.......................... 999+
Gaming Stamina.................. INFINITE
Adulting Skill...... ERROR 404: NOT FOUND

Diagnosis: Insert coffee to respawn
ALT: Accept side quest "Go to bed" [Y/N]?

HACKER MODE:
Self-care............ PRIORITY 1
Motivation............ Low Power Mode
Energy Boost........ Pending Coffee Injection

AUTO-REPLY: ENERGY TOO LOW TO PROCESS REQUEST.

THE VIBE:
Perfect for coffee-loving gamers, tired adults, and "just one more level" night owls
Says: "My energy bar is empty but my gaming stamina is infinite"
Relatable AF for anyone who runs on coffee and chaos

T-shirt details (Bella+Canvas 3001):
100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — incredibly soft and breathable
Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric — perfect for year-round wear
Retail/unisex fit — flattering without being boxy or too tight
Classic crew neckline
Tear-away label — no itchy tags
Smooth surface ideal for vibrant DTF/DTG prints

Ethically & sustainably made:
No sweatshops
Environmentally conscious production
WRAP certified & Fair Labor Association member

⚠️ MADE-TO-ORDER & PRODUCTION TIMES:
All apparel is made to order especially for you as soon as the purchase is complete.

Production Time: Approximately 3–5 business days.
Shipping Time (USA/Canada): Approximately 5–7 business days.

Estimated Delivery: Please expect to receive your purchase within 2–4 weeks (barring postal strikes or unexpected carrier delays).