Queue Simulator – Real Life Edition Hoodie (Front & Back Print) Waiting Time Estimated Gamer Sweatshirt

QUEUE SIMULATOR — REAL LIFE EDITION
If your daily life feels like an endless loading screen, this hoodie gets it. The front shows QUEUE SIMULATOR with REAL LIFE EDITION underneath, turning every “please hold” moment into a joke you’re in on. On the back, a waiting-time panel lists the worst real-life queues—from customer support to backlog life admin quests.

Front design
- Main text: QUEUE SIMULATOR
- Subline: REAL LIFE EDITION
- Bold, simple layout that stands out on a dark hoodie

Back design
- Header: WAITING TIME — ESTIMATED:
- Status lines:
  - CUSTOMER SUPPORT........... 45–999 MIN
  - EMAIL REPLY................ "SEE PREVIOUS MESSAGE"
  - LIFE ADMIN QUESTS.......... BACKLOGGED
  - LOADING NEW PLANS.......... SPINNING...
- Subheader: WHILE YOU WAIT:
  - ☑ CHECK QUEST LOG
  - ☑ DAYDREAM SIDE HUSTLES
  - ☑ WONDER WHY THIS ISN’T SKIPPABLE
- Tiny footer: TIP: REAL LIFE HAS THE WORST LOADING SCREENS.

Why this hoodie hits different
- Turns the pain of waiting on hold, in queues, and in inbox limbo into something you can laugh about
- Front-and-back print that feels like a real-life loading menu
- Great gift for gamers, office legends, customer support survivors, and anyone stuck in “please wait” mode

Hoodie details (Gildan 18500)
- 8.0 oz medium-heavy blend — warm and soft for cooler days
- 50/50 cotton–poly — comfy, durable, and holds the print well
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Kangaroo pocket — for snacks, phones, or your number-in-queue slip
- Tear-away label — zero irritation at the neck
- Ethically made with OEKO-TEX certified dyes

⚠️ MADE-TO-ORDER & PRODUCTION TIMES

All apparel is made to order especially for you as soon as the purchase is complete.

• Production Time: Approximately 3–5 business days.

• Shipping Time (USA/Canada): Approximately 5–7 business days.

Estimated Delivery: Please expect to receive your purchase within 2–4 weeks (barring postal strikes or unexpected carrier delays).