Social Battery 2% Hoodie – Text Mode Only Introvert Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)

SOCIAL BATTERY: 2% — TEXT MODE ONLY
If your social meter taps out long before the day does, this hoodie will feel uncomfortably accurate. It’s made for the “I like you, but please text me” days—when in-person energy is gone and your brain has switched to text-only mode. One look at the giant 2% on the front and everyone knows exactly where you’re at.

Front Design
- Top label: SOCIAL BATTERY: in a pixel/arcade-style font
- Huge center readout: 2%
- Low-battery icon with only two tiny bars filled
- Subline: TEXT MODE ONLY in clean, neon-style text

Back Design
- Header: SOCIAL ENERGY HUD — CRITICALLY LOW
- Status lines:
  - PEOPLE SEEN TODAY.......... ENOUGH
  - SMALL TALK QUOTA........... EXCEEDED
  - ALONE TIME REQUIRED........ URGENT
  - RECHARGE LOCATION.......... HOME BASE
- Subheader: RECOMMENDED ACTIONS:
  - ☑ CANCEL NON-ESSENTIAL PLANS
  - ☑ HEADPHONES + COZY GAME
  - ☑ REPLY TOMORROW (PROBABLY)
- Tiny footer:
  - AUTO-REPLY: SOCIAL BATTERY TOO LOW TO PROCESS REQUEST.

Why this hoodie hits different
- Wraps you in cozy while clearly broadcasting “I’m low on social energy” in gamer language
- Front 2% readout plus full HUD back print make it a conversation piece without forcing you to talk
- Perfect for introvert gamers, ND folks, and anyone who needs regular alone-time recharges

Hoodie details (Gildan 18500)
- 8.0 oz medium-heavy blend — warm and soft for cooler days
- 50/50 cotton–poly — comfy, durable, and holds the print well
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Kangaroo pocket — ideal for snacks, phone, or fidget toys
- Tear-away label — zero irritation at the neck
- Ethically made with OEKO-TEX certified dyes

⚠️ MADE-TO-ORDER & PRODUCTION TIMES

All apparel is made to order especially for you as soon as the purchase is complete.

• Production Time: Approximately 3–5 business days.

• Shipping Time (USA/Canada): Approximately 5–7 business days.

Estimated Delivery: Please expect to receive your purchase within 2–4 weeks (barring postal strikes or unexpected carrier delays).