Social Battery 2% Shirt – Text Mode Only Introvert Gamer Tee (Front & Back Print)

SOCIAL BATTERY: 2% — TEXT MODE ONLY
Ever have a day where your social energy is at 2%, but people still want “just a quick call”? This shirt is for those moments when you’ve hit your small-talk quota and only have texts and memes left in the tank. It’s funny because it’s brutally accurate—and it quietly tells the world you’re done peopling for today.

Front Design
- Top label: SOCIAL BATTERY: in a pixel/arcade-style font
- Huge center readout: 2%
- Low-battery icon with just two tiny bars filled
- Subline: TEXT MODE ONLY in clean, neon-style text

Back Design
- Header: SOCIAL ENERGY HUD — CRITICALLY LOW
- Status lines:
  - PEOPLE SEEN TODAY.......... ENOUGH
  - SMALL TALK QUOTA........... EXCEEDED
  - ALONE TIME REQUIRED........ URGENT
  - RECHARGE LOCATION.......... HOME BASE
- Subheader: RECOMMENDED ACTIONS:
  - ☑ CANCEL NON-ESSENTIAL PLANS
  - ☑ HEADPHONES + COZY GAME
  - ☑ REPLY TOMORROW (PROBABLY)
- Tiny footer:
  - AUTO-REPLY: SOCIAL BATTERY TOO LOW TO PROCESS REQUEST.

Why you’ll love this tee
- Relatable “low social battery” humor that introverts, ND folks, and gamers instantly feel seen by
- Big 2% graphic on the front and a full HUD on the back that tells your story without you saying a word
- Great gift for 80s/90s gamers, remote workers, and anyone whose energy runs out before the day does

T-shirt details (Bella+Canvas 3001 or similar)
- Soft, lightweight cotton with a bit of stretch
- 4.2 oz/yd² jersey feel for all-day comfort
- Retail/unisex fit – not too boxy, not too tight
- Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
- Tear-away label for a tag-free neck

⚠️ MADE-TO-ORDER & PRODUCTION TIMES

All apparel is made to order especially for you as soon as the purchase is complete.

• Production Time: Approximately 3–5 business days.

• Shipping Time (USA/Canada): Approximately 5–7 business days.

Estimated Delivery: Please expect to receive your purchase within 2–4 weeks (barring postal strikes or unexpected carrier delays).