Social Battery: Critical Hoodie – HUMAN.EXE Needs a Recharge Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)

Social Battery: Critical Hoodie – HUMAN.EXE Needs a Recharge Gamer Sweatshirt (Front & Back Print)

If your social meter lives in the red while your gaming stamina is somehow infinite, this hoodie is your status screen. It’s made for the gamers who can stay up for “one more raid” but need AFK time and quiet to recharge from people. The SOCIAL BATTERY: CRITICAL front and full diagnostics panel on the back say exactly what you’re feeling—so you don’t have to.

FRONT DESIGN
- Main title: SOCIAL BATTERY: CRITICAL
- Big center readout: 8%
- Retro low-battery bar in the danger zone
- System lines at the bottom:
  SYSTEM: HUMAN.EXE
  GAMER EDITION

BACK DESIGN
- Header: SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS — SOCIAL BATTERY OVERLOAD
- Status lines:
  CAFFEINE LEVEL.............. 05%
  WATER INTAKE............... NEEDS PATCH
  SLEEP MODE.................. GLITCHED
  GAMING STAMINA............. INFINITE
  ADULTING.EXE............... NOT RESPONDING
- Subheader: RECOMMENDED FIXES:
  ☑ AFK WALK
  ☑ DRINK WATER
  ☑ ONE GOOD RAID

Why this hoodie hits different
- Cozy armor for introverts, ND gamers, and exhausted adults who still love “one more level”
- Front-and-back neon HUD-style print that looks like a real debug screen for your life
- Great gift for retro gamers, streamers, and anyone whose social battery drains faster than their mana bar

Hoodie details (Gildan 18500)
- 8.0 oz medium-heavy blend — warm and soft for cooler days
- 50/50 cotton–poly — comfy, durable, and print-friendly
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Kangaroo pocket — ideal for snacks, phone, or cold hands
- Tear-away label — zero irritation at the neck
- Ethically made with OEKO-TEX certified dyes

⚠️ MADE-TO-ORDER & PRODUCTION TIMES

All apparel is made to order especially for you as soon as the purchase is complete.

• Production Time: Approximately 3–5 business days.

• Shipping Time (USA/Canada): Approximately 5–7 business days.

Estimated Delivery: Please expect to receive your purchase within 2–4 weeks (barring postal strikes or unexpected carrier delays).