Social Battery: Critical Shirt – HUMAN.EXE Needs a Recharge Gamer Tee (Front & Back Print)

Social Battery: Critical Shirt – HUMAN.EXE Needs a Recharge Gamer Tee (Front & Back Print)

Some days it’s not just “low energy” — your social battery is straight-up critical. This tee is for gamers and 80s–90s kids who can grind raids all night but need a full system reboot after too much small talk. One look at the big SOCIAL BATTERY: CRITICAL readout and every introvert gamer just nods and thinks: “Yep. That’s me.”

FRONT DESIGN
- Main title: SOCIAL BATTERY: CRITICAL
- Big center readout: 8%
- Retro low-battery bar sitting in the danger zone
- System lines at the bottom:
  SYSTEM: HUMAN.EXE
  GAMER EDITION

BACK DESIGN
- Header: SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS — SOCIAL BATTERY OVERLOAD
- Status lines:
  CAFFEINE LEVEL.............. 05%
  WATER INTAKE............... NEEDS PATCH
  SLEEP MODE.................. GLITCHED
  GAMING STAMINA............. INFINITE
  ADULTING.EXE............... NOT RESPONDING
- Subheader: RECOMMENDED FIXES:
  ☑ AFK WALK
  ☑ DRINK WATER
  ☑ ONE GOOD RAID

Why you’ll love this tee
- “Funny because it’s true” for introverts, ND folks, and tired adult gamers
- Front-and-back HUD design that looks like a real debug screen for your social battery
- Perfect gift for 80s–90s gamers, coders, DMs, and late-night raiders

T-shirt details (Bella+Canvas 3001 or similar)
- Soft, lightweight cotton with a bit of stretch
- 4.2 oz/yd² jersey fabric for everyday wear
- Retail/unisex fit – not too boxy, not too tight
- Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
- Tear-away label for a tag-free neck

⚠️ MADE-TO-ORDER & PRODUCTION TIMES

All apparel is made to order especially for you as soon as the purchase is complete.

• Production Time: Approximately 3–5 business days.

• Shipping Time (USA/Canada): Approximately 5–7 business days.

Estimated Delivery: Please expect to receive your purchase within 2–4 weeks (barring postal strikes or unexpected carrier delays).