Stress Levels at 67% – Syncing to Calm Mode Gamer Hoodie (Front & Back Print)

Stress Levels at 67% – Syncing to Calm Mode Gamer Hoodie (Front & Back Print)

Some days your “life HUD” is just one big yellow warning bar. This design is for 80s–90s gamers who juggle meetings, to-dos, and adulting—but are actively syncing to Calm Mode instead of pretending everything’s fine. It reads like a game screen, but it’s basically your real-life status report on a shirt.

HOODIE — Gildan 18500
FRONT DESIGN — STRESS LEVELS (SAME AS TEE)
STRESS LEVELS: 67%
SYNCING TO CALM MODE…
Dual stress/calm bars with sync icon in pixel style, centered on the chest.

BACK DESIGN — MENTAL HEALTH HUD (SAME TEXT AS TEE)
MENTAL HEALTH HUD — DAILY BUILD
MEETINGS TODAY............. TOO MANY
TO-DO LIST................. +12 ITEMS
RESPAWN POINT.............. HOME
THERAPY COOLDOWN........... 03 DAYS

CALM MODE ROUTINE:
☑ LOG OFF FOR 15 MIN
☑ TOUCH GRASS (IRL)
☑ COZY GAME, NO RANKED

PATCH NOTE: FEELINGS ARE NOT A BUG. DO NOT DELETE.

WHY THIS HOODIE HITS DIFFERENT (Gildan 18500)

8.0 oz medium-heavy blend — cozy, warm, perfect for chilly days or late-night sessions.
50/50 cotton-poly — soft on skin, durable in the wash.
Double-lined hood + matching drawcord — extra comfort and a clean, polished look.
Kangaroo pocket — for snacks, phone, or hiding from responsibilities.
Tear-away label — no scratchy tag at the neck.
Ethically made with OEKO-TEX certified dyes — comfy, safe, and built to last.

⚠️ MADE-TO-ORDER & PRODUCTION TIMES

All apparel is made to order especially for you as soon as the purchase is complete.

• Production Time: Approximately 3–5 business days.

• Shipping Time (USA/Canada): Approximately 5–7 business days.

Estimated Delivery: Please expect to receive your purchase within 2–4 weeks (barring postal strikes or unexpected carrier delays).