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Best retro gamer gifts for 80sā€“90s players. Premium shirts, hoodies & mugs with two-sided HUMAN.EXE HUD designs that turn real-life stress into funny, wearable nostalgia. Express your story with gear that feels as good as it looks.
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Cozy Gamer Shirt ā€“ Staying In Is the Plan Retro Controller Tee (Front & Back Print)

Cozy Gamer Shirt ā€“ Staying In Is the Plan Retro Controller Tee (Front & Back Print)
$24.99

HUMAN.EXE Needs Coffee Shirt ā€“ Insert Coffee to Respawn Gamer Tee (Morning Boot Sequence Front & Back Print)

HUMAN.EXE Needs Coffee Shirt ā€“ Insert Coffee to Respawn Gamer Tee (Morning Boot Sequence Front & Back Print)
$24.99

Hold Onā€¦ My Brain Is Buffering Shirt ā€“ 67% Loaded Gamer T-Shirt (Front & Back Print)

Hold Onā€¦ My Brain Is Buffering Shirt ā€“ 67% Loaded Gamer T-Shirt (Front & Back Print)
$24.99

Introvert Mode: On ā€“ Gamer Edition Shirt (Front & Back Print Introvert Gamer Tee)

Introvert Mode: On ā€“ Gamer Edition Shirt (Front & Back Print Introvert Gamer Tee)
$24.99

Gamer Parent Patch Notes Shirt ā€“ PARENT.EXE Gamer Edition (Front & Back Print)

Gamer Parent Patch Notes Shirt ā€“ PARENT.EXE Gamer Edition (Front & Back Print)
$24.99

Co-Op Only ā€“ Trusted Party Members Shirt (Front & Back Print)

Co-Op Only ā€“ Trusted Party Members Shirt (Front & Back Print)
$24.99

HUMAN.EXE Needs Sleep Shirt ā€“ Patch Will Apply at 03:00 Gamer Tee (Front & Back Print)

HUMAN.EXE Needs Sleep Shirt ā€“ Patch Will Apply at 03:00 Gamer Tee (Front & Back Print)
$24.99

Social Battery 2% Shirt ā€“ Text Mode Only Introvert Gamer Tee (Front & Back Print)

Social Battery 2% Shirt ā€“ Text Mode Only Introvert Gamer Tee (Front & Back Print)
$24.99